What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 09:17

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do I sweat so much after shower?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.